I am Shawn. Mayor of all sharks.
Pokémon breeder extraordinaire.
Always embarrassed. Welcome.

oh my god i messed up my theme i hate this website

i’m having too many big self revelations about too many things all in a line and i have major anxiety right now, and i don’t even care that this is vague and ambiguous, i literally only came here to type the words “i have major anxiety right now” and you’re all wonderful for sticking with my dead blog.


Well, the egg group project is coming along nicely. Just have to give everything a look over and think up something special for this help bar. I’m adding necessary information straight onto the image itself. I HAVE SPOKEN.


fullhale:

we’re living in an era where capturing moments on our phones is more important than building giant robots to protect us from the giant alien lizard monsters emerging from the depths of the pacific ocean

(Source: puddlewolf)


aquagrunt:

chibblet:

aquagrunt:

terrakion:

aquagrunt:

if gen 4 was your favorite fix your garbage ass opinion

gen 4 had the best starters and best storyline 

wrong try again :/

The search is over, everyone. I found them. All the world’s dicks are in tumblr user aquagrunt’s mouth. We can finally be at peace.

Shut the fuck up you big nerd gen 4 sucked

We can only take solace in the fact that using their mouth as the entire world’s cock holster has not taken tumblr user aquagrunt’s ability to communicate. No, in fact, hording every phallus on the planet into their cheeks like a freakish sexual chipmunk has, indeed, freed tumblr user aquagrunt’s typically penis-pumping hands for conventional keyboard use. Bless you, child. Bless you.


aquagrunt:

terrakion:

aquagrunt:

if gen 4 was your favorite fix your garbage ass opinion

gen 4 had the best starters and best storyline 

wrong try again :/

The search is over, everyone. I found them. All the world’s dicks are in tumblr user aquagrunt’s mouth. We can finally be at peace.




ask-norgatha:

Norman: My mom usually makes vegetarian food for me, but I can’t avoid dad’s summer barbecues… 


Anonymous asked:
"what's so great about hoenn anyways?"

noel:

New beauty regimen.