Shawn. (born 1992)
Californian. (I prefer it inside)
Taken. (by a wonderful man)
I'm just here to satisfy my taste of humor and appreciate art. Sometimes I contribute. I also like video games. '-'
HAVEN'T LEARNED HOW TO EDIT THEMES YET
FORGIVE THE LACK OF PERSONALITY
I lost a follower so I unfollowed someone.
Have you guys ever heard of Chonku Chonku machines? ME FUCKING NEITHER. Apparently Behemoth toted these invaluable pillars of light and beauty to some silly nerd meeting two years ago. They were sleek creatures bearing bellies gorged with miniature Castle Crashers figurines which, in exchange for the yen coins sold by the machines’ representatives, they would birth to you in a rapture, singing of the lustrous miracle of life in sweet baritones and enchanting tenors which had once been believed to belong only to the most talented and beautiful of angels… Basically, my life is meaningless.
You know, I’m ok with the architecture and the ponies and the OCs with badly spelled names. Even the furry porn is understandable sometimes, but this
this has literally nothing to do with bastion at all. It’s not architecture and Bastian is a boy’s name so it can’t be one of their names.
THERE IS NO CONNECTION?? WHY IS IT IN THE TAG??????
One of the tags on it is #washing machine. Fucking. Washing machine.
GOD IN HEAVEN I HAVE TO STOP MYSELF FROM MAKING THIS JOKE THE POOR MAN IS GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME RIGHT NOW AND I SHOULDN’T RESPOND TO “WHAT’S THE POINT” WITH A PICTURE OF AN ARROW POINTING TO A PENCIL THAT SAYS “THIS PART”
I hate zombies. If there’s a health complication associated with sharp intakes of breath, I’m going to have it by the time this mission line is done and over with.
“Haha, zombies, behold my ability to hit thee from afar with the power of bullets and fire!! ╰( `∇´)╯”
*out of the flashing of my gunfire appears the face of a FUCKING ZOMBIE*
My pity to the lonely hearts. You bear profound sorrow. Love yourself and treat yourself well. You have yet to meet such wonderful people; people who love you. Carry yourself with dignity and confidence; make an impression they’ll remember with fondness.
My rational discomfort with the furry community is developing into an irrational seething hatred. So… there’s that. :|
Today I learned that Marcus Aurelius was a beautiful philosopher whose writings I must own.