I forgot to mention I lost two followers after that post about what creeps people who draw sex with bonded Pokemon are, so… I guess they were into drawings of sex with bonded Pokemon or something.
If I could apologize for every awkward thing I’ve done or time I’ve made you uncomfortable, I already have and will one thousand times more I’M SO SORRY.
I’m serious this time: what broken home do these fuckers spawn from? Look, everyone has their weird embarrassing fetishes, so go ahead and fantasize about fucking bonded Pokemon all day long, but keep it in your unfortunate cabeza and DON’T FUCKING DRAW IT YOU CREEP.
Have you guys ever heard of Chonku Chonku machines? ME FUCKING NEITHER. Apparently Behemoth toted these invaluable pillars of light and beauty to some silly nerd meeting two years ago. They were sleek creatures bearing bellies gorged with miniature Castle Crashers figurines which, in exchange for the yen coins sold by the machines’ representatives, they would birth to you in a rapture, singing of the lustrous miracle of life in sweet baritones and enchanting tenors which had once been believed to belong only to the most talented and beautiful of angels… Basically, my life is meaningless.
You know, I’m ok with the architecture and the ponies and the OCs with badly spelled names. Even the furry porn is understandable sometimes, but this
this has literally nothing to do with bastion at all. It’s not architecture and Bastian is a boy’s name so it can’t be one of their names.
THERE IS NO CONNECTION?? WHY IS IT IN THE TAG??????
One of the tags on it is #washing machine. Fucking. Washing machine.